Please listen to the directions given to you by the researcher. In a few minutes, the study will begin. It should take no longer than about 25 minutes.
On this web page, you will see a group of jokes that we would like you to rate. After that, there is a brief inventory relating to relationships in contemporary society. You should indicate the degree to which you agree or disagree with each of those statements. So that you can describe yourself in an honest manner, your responses will be kept in absolute confidence. Please read each statement carefully, and then select the value that corresponds to the number on the scale.
How funny is the joke on a scale of 1 to 7? (1 = Not funny; 7 = Very funny) How offensive is the joke to you on a scale of 1 to 7? (1 = Not offensive; 7 = Very offensive)
Indicate your rating in the box next to each question.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent? Wedding cake.
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
What do a beer bottle and a guy have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?!" A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this."
Women are like country western songs. They’re annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you’ll get depressed and drink a lot.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Why are dogs better than men? Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don’t fit right in the crotch!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it'll stay.
What can a woman put behind her ears to make herself more beautiful? Her ankles.
Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
When men say "I'm going fishing", it really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
Why do women like intelligent men? Opposites attract.
Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen? Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow all winter.
Why are men like mascara? They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
A man and woman were having sex when he said, “Did I hurt you?” The woman responded, “No, why did you think so?” He then said, “I thought you moved."
Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
A man gets a sex change and became a woman. His friend comes to the hospital to visit and asks, “What hurt the most? When you had your breasts sewn on?” He replied, “No, that wasn’t it”. So his friend asked, “Was it when you had your penis cut off?” and he replied, “No, that wasn’t it. So his friend asked “Well, what did hurt the most then?” And he replied, “When they removed half of my brain.”
What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.
Why did the man cross the road? Because he heard the chicken was a slut.
What do women and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen.
Why are men are like Ziploc bags? Because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
What do a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them all.
Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken.
Did you hear about the baby born with characteristics of both sexes? It had a penis AND a brain!
Please indicate how closely the following statements describe you on a scale of 1 to 5.
1: Strongly Disagree 2: Disagree 3: Neutral 4: Agree 5: Strongly Agree
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When you have responded to the questions, please submit your responses.