Classical Rhetoric
Let us seek wholeheartedly that true majesty of expression, the fairest gift of the gods to mortals, without which all things are struck dumb and robbed both of present glory and the immortal acclaim of posterity."
~Quintilian, Institutes of Oratory
"Far and away the best creator and professor of eloquence is the pen; and it is not hard to see why.
For when we really invest a great deal of work and concentration in an argument, then all the evidence
we could possibly need for what we want to say (facts and examples derived from our studies or from the
natural workings of our intelligence) will automatically surge forward and present themselves ready all
ready for use. That is how to make all the most brilliant thoughts and expression crowd on the point of
a pen like water spurting from an aqueduct."
~~ Cicero, On the Orator, 10.3
ALONG THE APPIAN WAY
Perhaps my love for classical rhetoric is ancestral. My paternal name derives from Laurentum, the
original capital of Latium, where Aeneas sought refuge from his epic wanderings. By the time of the
Caesars, this laurel-shaded retreat had become a prosperous if sprawling suburb for lawyers, civil
servants, and engineers. My maternal side of the family is from Sicily, the birthplace of Western
rhetoric. All Sicilians are incorrigible and word-drunk sophists—from Empedocles, who convinced
himself he was immortal before jumping into Mt. Etna, to Guido the used car salesman, who insists he
sells only the best "pre-owned" vehicles.
Not surprisingly, then, classical rhetoric shapes the way I teach Persuasive Argument (WRTG-20100) and Humorous Writing (WRTG-33400):
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My argument course, "Voices in the Forum," focuses on the enduring relevance of the Roman heritage in
contemporary rhetoric and argumentation, mixing excerpts from Cicero's speeches and oratorical
treatises with modern essays that attempt to define the dialogical nature of the American
republic. What exactly did the Founding Fathers mean when they called America the "New Rome,"
and is that a good or a bad thing? These readings are balanced with historical and literary texts
about the role and character of Roman oratory and its relationship to the rise and fall of Roman
democracy, including Plutarch's Lives, Shakespeare's Coriolanus and Julius
Caesar, and Edith Hamilton's The Roman Way. I also show video clips of speeches
from the BBC series I, Claudius as well as Francis Ford Coppola's Godfather
trilogy. Although I teach the structure and technique of classical argument, even adapting
suasoriae and controversiae, Roman oratorical exercises, as writing assignments, I
also criticize classical argument, pointing out the less savory aspects of the Roman heritage, its
sexism, racism, militarism, and imperialism, and its contributions to the rhetoric and discourse of
demagoguery and totalitarianism, past and present. After all, Cola Rienzi and Benito Mussolini
also sought to create the "New Rome," and we deconstruct the rhetoric of their regimes in class.
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Satire is the obverse of Roman rhetoric and history. Quintilian considered it a purely Latin
creation, along with the antipasto platter. ("Satura tota nostra est," he bragged.) For us
modern Italians, this art form is the true Cosa Nostra, not the Mafia, which is why I focus
exclusively on satire my humor course, "The Snarky Muse: Forms and Functions of Satire." As a
teacher of exposition and a published satirist, I feel more comfortable teaching this critical,
thesis-driven form of creative writing. More to the point, college students tend to enjoy satire
because it validates their outrage over injustice and absurdity. Together we trace the
development of this genre from Horace and Juvenal to Pope and Swift to Saturday Night Live
and The Kids in the Hall. Young writers discover that their grousing is part of a
2,000-year-old tradition and find that the structural rigors of formal satire—taking a
position, analyzing one's adversarial relationship to one's audience, creating an engaging
persona, and building a cohesive argument—can deepen and broaden their own work.The
course teaches some dozen satirical forms and balances excerpts from classic texts with contemporary
essays and film clips, comparing, say, Petronius's "Dinner with Trimalchio" with the Hollywood
luncheon scene from L.A. Story.
Clearly, the Roman tradition, both solemn and sarcastic, remains valid and instructive for
contemporary writing students—particularly in these days of imperial pride and Neronean excess.
If only Tactius anchored the CBS news and Horace hosted Late Night!