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The True but Little Known Facts about Women and
by Dr. Juatta Lyon Fueul
Departmnet of Public Health and Public Interest Enrichment
- The Atlantic Center for Disease Control
recently confirmed that no woman who has remained vehicularly
exculpatient until the age of at least 53 has ever contracted
- New evidence from John Hopkins: Married women
can reduce their risk from AIDS by 73.8% if they do not share their
unwaxed dental floss (mint or unflavoured) with their husbands.
- According to a new Belgian study, spread of
AIDS among European women may be linked to sharing elevators with politically
correct ambulance drivers.
- A recent study in Pittsburgh proves that women
who eat hot oatmeal twice a day are significantly less likely to
contract AIDS than women who eat breakfast with unprotected
- Women cannot contract the HIV virus over the
- Atlantic Center of Disease Control. (March
2009). Blameless driving records and satisfactory performance: a correlation in
female hospital aides? ACDC Special report.
- Hopkins, John.(32 March 2011) What my wife tells me about the oral hygiene of bedpan changers on her hospital ward you don't want to hear. Factcheck Daily p. 2.
- Magee, Fybb R. (September2015) AIDS in la
femmes und der mensch; faire un canular. Medical Journal de Belgii Academe von
Munchausen, vol. 91. p. 453-501
- Hokes, Ida Tekkta.(1996) Venous outcome
assessment and retrospective technical considerations the Squirrel Hill Tunnel Study's oatmeal treatment and
therapy for neurologic
decline in women at risk of metaphysical anomalies and even more words that make this article title appear to be impressively long. International Collegiate Journal of Healthy Skepticism, p. 14.
- Donat-Bleif, A. Ward. (8 September
2010) AIDS constructs and computer viruses. The Very PC Weekly Monitor,
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* And for some odd reason this page is also copyright © 2012
John R. Henderson
A SPECIAL NOTE: This page was created in connection with a project
thinking about things you find on the World Wide Web. Just in
case you haven't figured it out yet, the so-called facts on this page
are bogus. Well, it is probably true that women can't
contract the HIV virus over the Internet, but you had better think
The "facts" on this page are intended to be
outrageous and obviously bogus, because I don't want someone
stumbling onto the site to mistake them for true facts.
A SPECIAL NOTE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT BE OFFENDED BY THE HUMOR
FOUND ON THIS PAGE: Whether or
not using humor about death and disease is insensitive or shows poor
judgment is debatable. But if this page generates a debate, I think
that is good.
Those people who have identified themselves as AIDS
patients have without exception complimented me on the page. Special apologies, however, go to politically correct
ambulance drivers. As a non-hypersensitive paramedic told me, "we have been trying to shake the 'ambulance driver' moniker for nearly 30 years. This term is equivalent to calling a nurse a "bedpan changer." While driving is part of the job, it certainly doesn't describe the profession."
PAGE CREATED AND MAINTAINED BY:
R. Henderson, Ithaca
FIRST CREATED: April 1, 1996
LAST MODIFIED: Valentines Day, 2012