NAZE NANI NADESHIKO -- 3.11.2004
The Anime Society of Ithaca College Newsletter


ASIC'S SPRING BREAK SPECIAL! CHAT ROOM! AIM FOR THE TOP!
"Chobits" has three recap episodes. "Gundam W" has two. "Samurai Troopers" comes in with zero. ASIC fills in the gap, releasing one recap per semester. Recap episodes, if done right, add a different perspective to the story, giving the audience something new while giving us something old. More often than not, though, there's no reflection as the editors scramble to keep the wolves at bay as the animation staff overcome hangovers. ASIC hopes our recap is more than a clipshow. In fact, not several stories simply copy-and-pasted together, it's a very special retrospective. You see, over the past year, we've collected over a thousand quotes. Now, here they are from beginning to end. These are some of ASIC's greatest hits. (And, I stress "some". For the most part, these will be used against us in court.)

Digimental Up!

001. Peace. Land. Bread. Anime.
002. A mecha by any name means you're screwed.
003. I can't explode. I wasn't animated to explode.
004. You don't need a girl. Kiss!
005. What is it with the shows we're showing this year and trains?
006. If you're going to war, fight with bows, spears, and swords.
007. Not Kevin!
008. Not Miki!
009. The human body contains 14.8 gallons of blood.
010. I have leg room. Leg room!
011. Japanese militarism. Yum.
012. There's symbolism in this, isn't there?
013. 555-YAOI.
014. He's doing the anime hand-finger thing.
015. Stock footage.
016. More stock footage.
017. Those are eyes of hate.
018. He burned all his furniture by staring at it too much.
019. God bless the Japanese work ethic.
020. I was living in a box on Mars.
021. What is this? "End of EVA"?
022. She's all kinds of dead.
023. Animate something.
024. Anime. Crack is cheaper.
025. ASIC does not support the illicit use of crack.
026. He's eating Strawberry Pocky.
027. Kiss him!
028. All he ever ingests are cigarettes and beer.
029. German. The angriest language in the world.
030. I'm going to pass this class. I need to pass this class.
031. You can get away with pants like that in Japan.
032. ASIC. Gayer than BIGAYLA.
033. Screw reasonable effort.
034. Screw compassion. I want blood.
035. Pride. Avarice. Envy. Wrath. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Anime.
036. Indignation!
037. You can tell it's Korean because the Japanese can't dance.
038. Get away from me, you cute, little, purple-eyed freak.
039. Bring on the pain.
040. Salmon goes good with bread.
041. Best. Death. Ever.
042. At ASIC, every week is dirty week.
043. Japanese is all about sad excuses to use English.
044. Can I please have my kidney?
045. To Daisuke, baseball is life.
046. Galgomon!
047. I want to be a Class A War Criminal when I grow up.
048. No throwing shoes.
049. They ran out of non-H footage.
050. My tapes of "Utena" are in Europe now.
051. Wanna try a daikon?
052. That just ain't right.
053. Poke-Foam-Missile-Shooter.
054. How come I don't have a key to my own house?
055. That was scary.
056. He's only cold with people he cares about.
057. It's not really honor. It's just stupidity.
058. I wish I was an oni god.
059. Gekigan Punch!
060. You're not supposed to have sad AMVs about "Excel Saga".
061. There's a point to this, right?
062. At least stay for the facetious comments.
063. The dub of the "X" movie?
064. Let the wrongness continue!
065. I have the first six "Digimon" movies in unsubbed, raw Japanese.
066. It sure is a big dojo.
067. This could be important.
068. You know it's bad when your aunt makes you blush.
069. It's a matter of principle. You can't be comfortable.
070. If "Kenshin" has taught me anything, it takes half a season to walk to Kyoto.
071. I'm naked in a parking garage.
072. Help me.
073. It's far too Communistic. I want a Capitalist Angel.
074. Sapporo kicks ass!
075. You inspire in me the opposite of mercy.
076. He's taking her to a love hotel!
077. Ithaca needs more love hotels.
078. Score!
079. "EVA" will break you.
080. I swear, when Japan takes over the world, I will help them bury each and every one of you American pigs.
081. Most people would prefer not to be compared to Ebisu. I, however, find it strangely appealing.
082. The Few. The Proud. The Sapporos.
083. Liberty. Equality. Fraternity. Anime.
084. I won a cheese grater.
085. This is the best toy ever.
086. Even though you have control of my mind and body, you'll never be able to touch my pride.
087. My heart is quiet. My heart is calm and pure. But, make no mistake, it's pure evil.
088. Yay! Gay rock stars!
089. It burns, sempai! It burns!
090. Coffins? I'm going upstairs.
091. Let's all watch files copy instead of "Angelic Layer".
092. Chemistry can most definitely suck it!
093. Stop humping the chair.
094. Ooh! Bondage!
095. Nothing ever happens online.
096. Faster than a speeding bullet train.
097. I want my fish stick.
098. Coffee in a can. God bless Japan.
099. I haven't cried in six years, so my head hurts.
100. Do you have no friends? Do you eat your friends? Come to ASIC. It's an all-you-can-eat buffet.
101. ASIC loves puppies. ASIC hates nuclear war.
102. La Li Ho!
103. He's an American. He has no idea what you mean about ethics.
104. ".hack//SIGN" good.
105. ".hack//SIGN" good. Kirk's mom better.
106. ".hack//SIGN" good. Kirk's mom better. Jim's mom best.
107. I'm being an anime dork. Leave me alone.
108. Sake is traditional. Traditional! How can we not serve it at meetings?
109. I'm a man. Pain makes me stronger.
110. I love my words. Sexually.
111. I live in a world of half-truths, quarter-truths, and flat out lies.
112. ASIC. Good to the last drop.
113. An "X" wallpaper? With Tokyo Tower? What are the odds?
114. That is deliciously evil.
115. I may have an angel's wings, but my feathers are the definition of black.
116. Kim is Kim.
117. Did you bleed? If you didn't bleed, I don't want to hear about it.
118. Tierra y Libertad y Anime!
119. One in seven Kenyan voters is dead.
120. Three parts kerosene. One part motor oil.
121. I want rope.
122. ASIC has a website?
123. Mules. Donkeys. Burros.
124. I covered him in a rag and crushed his skull with a dictionary.
125. Is there kissing?
126. ASIC good. Hitler bad.
127. I'm not playing D&D unless I can be a robot.
128. Every woman adores a Fascist.
129. Yeah, I am bitter.
130. I just ate a whole bathtub full of cherry cobbler.
131. Hurray! Left Channel!
132. Cheesecake!
133. Did she die of consumption?
134. Enough about the duck!
135. There's no place for discrete math in ASIC.
136. Bite her knee!
137. Let's all insinuate.
138. Why are they fighting on the set of "Trigun"?
139. Consider a spherical cow.
140. That was the crappiest fight ever. I demand my money back.
141. Classics are classics for a reason.
142. Would someone stick an octopus down his pants?
143. Next time, stick something poisonous down his pants.
144. Laser disc? That's so hard core.
145. When I started coming to ASIC, we were watching "Bubblegum Crisis", and you're complaining about "Angelic Layer"?
146. Isn't that just Japanese gibberish?
147. Twitch. Twitch.
148. Sleep is for the weak.
149. Mercy is for the weak.
150. Puppies are for the weak.
151. Babies come from storks. Bizarre anime no-one's-ever-heard-of comes from me.
152. I saw "Gunbuster" episode six and cried.
153. I addicted more than a dozen Harvard students to "Utena".
154. Creamy yaoi goodness!
155. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away.
156. ASIC. Better than gay samurai.
157. Yay! Purple things!
158. I just had my heart broken.
159. The reason why no guys play "Angelic Layer" is because this is a CLAMP show and all the guys are sleeping with each other.
160. He was a vampire.
161. I'm on AIM. Hell froze over.
162. She's dating people in an RPG.
163. I enjoy insulin shock.
164. I hate Wufei.
165. Shiny! Shiny!
165. Milk and cookies.
166. That guy's not very stealthy, skull mask and all.
167. Good old ASIC, where nudity always wins.
168. The difference? Showmanship.
169. Harmony Gold sucks!
170. I thought about committing seppuku last night.
171. Why, alone, must I be cursed with knowledge of "Kaze No Yojimbo"?
172. I wrote a paper on "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock", but all I did was talk about Shinji Ikari.
173. Campus Safety took my sake away.
174. This hurts in every way imaginable.
175. Worse than Nixon?
176. I like anime. I like hockey. I like anime and hockey. What series can you recommend?
177. The Universe conspired against me.
178. Kill them all!
179. You can either be sad or be angry. I choose the latter.
180. History will absolve me.
181. Shounen ai is a gateway drug to dark, dark dimensions that would make your mommy cry.
182. I am hard to destroy, but I am not indestructible.
183. I have a passion for muffins.
184. The Japanese have 50 words for snow but no word for love.
185. Look at you Cornell students and your effort.
186. Being given one's place frees one from any risks. Misfortunes may be blamed on others.
187. Congratulations! You just ruined "Kenshin" for everyone!
188. It's a bishoujo dating sim. Somehow, robots are involved.
189. Your next life may not be so pleasant. You'll look back on this life with longing, except that you won't remember it.
190. Things don't happen the way they do in my head.
191. "DragonBall Z" is a 70 episode fight scene that leads to a 70 episode fight scene that leads to a 70 episode fight scene...
192. Wanna show "Hamtaro" instead of the last episode of "EVA"?
193. We will die together.
194. I'd sleep with Touga.
195. Forgive me.
196. I am not a gun.
197. You're an idiot, StarScream!
198. I've killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow.
199. I spent $350 on "Nadesico" on VHS and $150 on "Nadesico" on DVD. Now, you can buy the whole series in a set for $50.
200. Japan "did" win WWII.
201. Koizumi is so kawaii.
202. Everything explodes. Everything.
203. ASIC. The last bastion of homoeroticism on the Ithaca College campus.
204. Is "liminality" even a word?
205. Will it float?
206. Screw "Hamtaro". I want robots and death.
207. The "Hello Kitty" series actually looks really cute.
208. How can it be creepy? It's lavender.
209. Definitely not the recommended dosage.
210. I want "that" half of the world.
211. Puppet seduction. I love it.
212. What is this plot you speak of?
213. I'm going to go hang myself.
214. You are nothing without your toys. Buy more toys so more people will love you.
215. The hot pants.
216. Do people ravish him while we're not looking?
217. I don't want to finish this series.
218. Happy Pearl Harbor Day, you American devils.
219. I'm going to tie you up and sell you to the circus master because you're a freak.
220. There's actually an ASIC website?
221. Can we name him Mr. Soapy?
222. There's more whipped cream than pie.
223. We'll pull a bank heist. I can dress up like a cowboy, and you can dress up like a pirate.
224. Hurray for ring girls!
225. They made a good Will, let's bump 'em off now.
226. Boys crossdressing is fun.
227. Bears crossdressing is fun.
228. Hug the bear.
229. Reverse Hexagon!
230. He's one of the straight guys.
231. Shoplifting bad, pirated anime DVDs good?
232. Yes, with a sledgehammer.
233. Let's just all assume it was something dirty and move on.
234. Kill the child!
235. Christmas Pizza?
236. I blame you for your weaknesses.
237. He wants to beat up on his little brother. I mean, isn't that what they're for?
238. What was she drinking?
239. Into the ocean.
240. Watch the cord.
241. Shut up and fight!
242. Richard Dean Anderson is so much hotter now. He gets hotter every year.
243. Remember that time when you died?
244. More Anime. More Sex. Less Jim.
245. Death is like lettuce.
246. Love blossoms.
247. He's not evil. Just... evil.
248. Shuuichi broke the anime again.
249. He's fantasizing about him right now.
250. "Coldcock" isn't a dirty word.
251. Yoko Kanno is a total babe.
252. Blah. Catgirls. Blah. Hentai. Blah. Hugs. Blah. Love and Peace.
253. Who wants the last root beer?
254. It's a game, man. Chill out.
255. The music school needs more strippers.
256. Did anything happen on ".hack//SIGN"? That's a rhetorical question.
257. Diagonal text! Whee!
258. ASIC has great cultural value. Not only has it taught me to speed-read, it also educates us on the Japanese way of life. Who knew that in Japan schoolgirls battled each other with Barbie knock-offs, and super-powered beings battled for the fate of the Earth atop Tokyo Tower on a daily basis? Truly, ASIC is well-worth the $30,000 I pay for tuition.
259. That's a quote right there.
260. I don't want to be an altruist anymore.
261. It's volleyball hentai.
262. Handwritten receipts are receipts.
263. "Macross" good. "Robotech" bad.
264. Sam Goody, they're not good people.
265. Is he the Robin Hood kind of thief, or is he just an asshole who steals stuff?
266. He steals from the rich, but I think it's more because they have nicer stuff than out of any moralistic reasons.
267. Sheer malice.
268. Some people can act.
269. PowerPoint is opening Madagascar Rosy Periwinkle.
270. Best. Pervert. Ever.
271. ASIC's a bunch of pedophiles anyway.
272. You emasculated Peter.
273. Yay, pity vote.
274. ".hack//SIGN" really doesn't go anywhere.
275. ASIC is not satisfied. There will be retribution.
276. I can think of no one who would more enjoy hitting each other with wrapping paper tubes than my friends at ASIC.
277. We are the chick. The world is our egg.
278. He's dead, Jim.
279. You can give a pep talk to a doll? I don't think so.
280. Will decides everything by rolling a twenty-sided die.
281. We're watching me download AIM.
282. The rules are stupid.
283. ASIC demands fun.
284. Incestuous pedophilia!
285. I got lost in the super market last week.
286. Wrong answer.
287. Girls are weird. Girls are scary. I wish I had a girlfriend.
288. Hi, I'm your mom, and I'm going to kick your ass.
289. That's ho-rific.
290. It's a euphemism for prostitution.
291. It's all about depression.
292. Why is her head so big?
293. Kick her! Kick her! Break her neck!
294. Freud would probably have something to say about this, and it'd probably be dirty, too.
295. It's not his fault that she doesn't have Magic Guard.
296. That's uncalled for.
297. Punch him. It's the easiest solution.
298. I bribe all my professors.
299. Do I have a fear of spiders or a fear of heights?
300. Alan Alda is the sexiest man alive.
301. Were you ever a member of the Nazi Party?
302. I've only seen up to the Shishio Arc.
303. She's one sexy piece of plastic.
304. Am I feeling aerodynamic?
305. Teriyaki nori tastes like what it is.
306. Merry Christmas! Santa's downloading "Macross Zero" right now.
307. Watch your dirty, dirty mouth.
308. We're not finishing ".hack//SIGN". Live with it.
309. This isn't fun any more.
310. ASIC. The sweet art of seduction.
311. ASIC. Cute enough to make you say "What The Hell?"
312. ASIC. Just like handheld poker but breasts beat four aces.
313. ASIC. Legal in fourteen states but counts at statutory in the rest.
314. ASIC. Lame jokes. Yaoi. Yuri. Blue screen of death.
315. I hate the whole lot of you.
316. Gundam Lubricant.
317. Angry P equals X?
318. If you told Kirk's mom she'd be useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face.
319. Heather Lew is awesome!
320. Heather Lew is awesome!
321. Heather Lew is awesome!
322. What's sin cream?
323. If it's safe enough for the space shuttle, it's safe enough for you.
324. Are you LEET or what?
325. Dark Schneider never wears pants.
326. Yes, their dark god of destruction is Voltron.
327. There is no fanservice in this show.
328. One hit with that Blazing Sword and you're done. A little nuclear explosion. A mushroom cloud in the middle of space.
329. Clothes-eating slime?
330. Do you not like boobies?
331. Indiana Kenshin and the Search for Penicillin.
332. The purpose of a hippo is to flipout and kill people.
333. He's only had 300 women, but he's had 5,000 men.
334. Stop wasting time and fight!
335. You successfully scared away another perspective ASIC member.
336. Goodbye Abe Lincoln, Dark Schneider's my new role model.
337. His eyeliner matches his purse.
338. He's pretty loud for a ninja.
339. Stab him a few more times to make sure he's dead.
340. I hate Captain America because he's such a tool.
341. Toasters. Fish sticks.
342. You should all go boil your heads.
343. Is there a word for that fetish?
344. Am I to understand all Japanese highschool students are like this? I gotta be a teacher in Japan.
345. And, now, the frontal nudity.
346. My brain!
347. Buy this! Penis!
348. I think she's retarded, and no one's told her.
349. It's "Macross". Call it "Robotech", and I'll cut you.
350. Damn it, damn me, and damn my chivalry.
351. This doesn't have enough plot for there to be foreshadowing.
352. There might be mountain cats. Reduce speed.
353. It's a new breed of Pokemon.
354. The cards change fate. What's so hard to understand about that? There are giant robot spiders and guys that ride motorcycles through mirrors. You find cards that change fate far-fetched?
355. Overtake her car!
356. Whee! Watermelons!
357. What kind of anime series is this?
358. It says to feed them cyanide three times a day.
359. Blood! Blood! There's lots of blood! It hurts!
360. Dropping things breaks stuff. Like babies.
361. It's too dark to see my beautiful man.
362. Where do they keep the sparkles?
363. She's gonna cry.
364. I'm so glad I graduated highschool.
365. I'd almost pay for that.
366. I feel like doing aerobics now.
367. Define fixing.
368. Yes, I stole your Pocky. What are you going to do about it? That's right. Cry.
369. My life is a combination of "Utena" and "Excel Saga".
370. Did you bring pants?
371. Just in case you guys don't know, the prize for tonight's contest is my pants. The only rule is the contest must involve a Cadbury Creme Egg.
372. A peace rally in Ithaca's like dry humping your sister.
373. She's so cruel. So cool. So sadistic.
374. Just be glad Emi's not here.
375. You know the anime guys have the rape fetishes.
376. The sexy unveiling of the Cadbury Creme Egg.
377. You've got some strange fetishes, man.
378. If you die, can I have your computer?
379. If you die, I'm putting Nate's pants on you.
380. If you die, I'm putting Nate on you.
381. Jim's ass, everybody.
382. If you die, you win.
383. There's sexy, and then there's Eric's chest.
384. ASIC's had an all-time low of nudity this year.
385. Cadbuy Creme Egg. The food that violates you.
386. She's dripping. It's so sexy.
387. Butt cake. I suggest you look it up.
388. Dripping's always sexy.
389. You've successfully eaten out a Cadbury Creme Egg.
390. It doesn't have to be dirty. It just will be.
391. Peace! Love! Justice! Cadbury Attack!
392. Alexander Hamilton wants to see the other pair come off.
393. Just let me get the money out of my pants.
394. So, you'll give me those pants and the belt for my pants?
395. He wants the pants off Nate's ass.
396. $10 if you make out with Jim.
397. You've got to show a lot more skin before you get paid.
398. It's a general rule in life that if it goes in your ass it doesn't go anywhere near your mouth.
399. Yes, the pants were purchased with ASIC's money.
400. It's not love unless you want to cough up blood.
401. Humans build communities. For some whacked out reason, I'm hanging around you.
402. My life is a cosmic joke.
403. I think you should hit her with a fire extinguisher. Really.
404. Jesus lives in my fist.
405. I'm ASIC's Goebbels, and I'm proud of it!
406. Never get involved with a highschool girl.
407. I want to be Akiyama Ren when I grow up.
408. Where's my pie?
409. Who's the little boy whore?
410. Where are my thumbs?
411. You don't know me well enough to hate me.
412. Don't go in the pool. There are people making babies there.
413. If my life goes wrong, there's always Green Peace.
414. Socks are more important than pants.
415. That either hurts like hell or feels like heaven.
416. Stay frosty!
417. Filipino boys make me wet.
418. Your friends are self-righteous and self-important.
419. Wanna bake a cake?
420. What rope?
421. I long for a feeling of home.
422. The secret is not to die.
423. We should have a slumber party.
424. I wasn't going to strangle you.
425. Die! Die! Die! When someone shoots you, it's polite for you to die!
426. I've been torn apart by wind, rain, and wolves, but I'm still here because I'm stupid.
427. She's going to be a cowgirl penguin for Halloween.
428. What a cute Stalin!
429. If I don't laugh, I'm going to cry.
430. I lie. That's why I'm cool.
431. Gao Hustler Rod!
432. Getting revenge is what Christmas is all about.
433. If I could kill people with my mind, this room would be empty.
434. Dump your boyfriend.
435. I spent 9,000 minutes on the phone last month.
436. I didn't think she was a prostitute! I just thought she was easy!
437. We reserved this room.
438. Sexy cricket men.
439. "Hamtaro" is the most startling parable of our time.
440. Can we buy panties with ASIC money?
441. Only if you wear them.
442. Deal.
443. How can I afford DVDs? I don't have an emotional or financial investment in a girlfriend.
444. You hurt me something fierce. I hope all the weight of heaven falls on you someday. I pray for it.
445. Minmay is a blind, dumb, ditzy, trite, shallow, selfish, loose, vacuous, immature whore.
446. Try not to hurt her too much.
447. I changed my mind. Hit her with a car.
448. You're a demon. And, not the good kind.
449. I always told you I was a demon. You just never believed me.
450. Never, ever get involved with a highschool girl.
451. Please... Come back... Need... "Xenosaga"... Please.
452. It's beautiful. It's so depressing.
453. She's not dead. She's happy.
454. Either he's gay, or he's a vampire. Or, he's both.
455. It was an all boys camp.
456. It's a demon lizard in a trench coat.
457. The Japanese have an ass-load of words for demon.
458. I'm big pimpin'.
459. Now, I remember why my roommates refused to come to our meetings.
460. Sex.
461. Miyu arrives in the nick of late.
462. The Japanese have no word for shame.
463. We have no morals.
464. Ann Coulter's wack.
465. You can't beat boobies.
466. I love you. As a friend.
467. ASIC's just a bubbling caldron of sexuality. And, when it boils over, it's going to be nasty.
468. You're not going to score with cartoon girls, but you're not going to score with real girls, either. Stop trying. Come to ASIC.
469. I want goggles.
470. Now for the ritual castration.
471. I wish my head was protected.
472. If I die, I'll give you the scroll.
473. Hello, crazy ninja star man.
474. I'm just bleeding out of my spine.
475. It's real tough being twelve.
476. If I make her less pretty, then everyone will love me.
477. With this octopus I will defeat you.
478. Why does he have a bed?
479. Omygod, they're introducing new character who are important and in the title!
480. ASIC. It scars you in a good way.
481. Crackers.
482. I have a lot of friends where the only difference between them and anime fans is they don't like anime.
483. I didn't think you could suck at life more than I do.
484. There are faculty here? Holy hell!
485. They don't love you. They just want your cartoons.
486. Kunihiko Ikuhara is a bad, bad man.
487. You downloaded the "Utena" theme? Yeah, we all did.
488. If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again.
489. Hello, Mr. Werewolf-sama.
490. No talking unless you're making a bad joke.
491. Fall down and whimper!
492. All is not right with the world.
493. When you think of camping, you think of curry.
494. Please tell me it's removable marker.
495. I like how Touga's eleven and he still speaks in a deep bass.
496. I've got "Door Mat" written on my back.
497. Why don't we have boxing kangaroos on our campus?
498. Why do I have to eat eel with you?
499. I am Tsuwabuki. In so many ways.
500. Heather always wins.
501. What the hell was that?
502. It's called symbolism.
503. We didn't scare anyone away tonight?
504. The law of probability dictates that you should sink that bottle in the recycling bin at least once. Or, at least come close.
505. Evil pants.
506. ASIC. Gigantically small.
507. A ninja must read underneath the underneath.
508. Don't touch my balls!
509. We're going to watch anime in a minute. That's what we usually do.
510. It's like the end of "Top Gun".
511. Eric, what color is your hair supposed to be?
512. Needles and hypodermic syringes. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what's your problem.
513. Rocks to the chest!
514. I don't want to play my-ki-is-bigger-than-yours with you.
515. Heather wants longer.
516. I'm surprisingly used to being groped by gay men.
517. Girl or boy, you decide.
518. Sorry, I started on time.
519. Why is there porno music playing in the background?
520. Is that the face of a man who looks good at being patient?
521. He wants to feel your breast.
522. She's talking in his mind, that's why there's an echo.
523. Thank you, now my life can go on.
524. Was that an elephant?
525. How is that a guy?
526. What -- specifically -- did I do to deserve this?
527. What kind of ninja wears fluorescent orange?
528. I'm going to eat you, doggie.
529. What's the point of having awesome powers if you can't stand on treetops?
530. I worked out at the gym yesterday. I'm going to be sexy.
531. I think it was funny, too, until I was going to get hit with a riding crop.
532. Was that a dead pig?
533. I'm a ninja, honest.
534. It's a little dead boy.
535. That sucked.
536. Crucifixion!?!
537. Looks like a ball of vomit.
538. He's just crazy because he's a German.
539. I'm being chased by elephants.
540. You won't break his heart, but mine's just scar tissue, so stab away.
541. Poor Tchaikovsky!
542. Hatred has the bouquet of a fine wine.
543. Her eye chirped.
544. He's not sick. He got hit by a sword.
545. I'm not gay.
546. I wish I had a kitten and a sex toy.
547. Don't buy my mom. Buy your mom.
548. Hypocrite!
549. I want to see her locked up in a birdcage!
550. Figure of speech? Figure of speech? I take everything literally.
551. Does that count as a slap?
552. Impale her with your nose.
553. Holy shit! She's hallucinating!
554. I will fight for you. I will die for you. All I ask in return is that you acknowledge I exist.
555. I know you don't love me, I just want you to use me.
556. I think I got a headache.
557. Kiss her further down!
558. No, we're not like that. Granted, I'd like us to be like that. But, thing is, after everything, she got herself a Russian boyfriend. Do I hate her? No, just the opposite. Do I hate him? Take a wild stab in the dark. Hopefully, you'll plant your knife into his chest.
559. He wants to be a dairy cow.
560. The burning tells you it's working.
561. So, what's with the monkey-rat?
562. You find out who he is in the next episode, so shut up!
563. Choix? Is that a breakfast cereal?
564. No, I'm not going to fight you. I'm going to sit up here and have fun.
565. O, what a nasty, foul death awaits you.
566. You having an orgasm or something?
567. Color?
568. I try to turn them into a cultured anime club, and look what you do.
569. Kakashi's going to do something cool.
570. ASIC does not support turning little boys into sex toys.
571. You're pretty.
572. That's disgusting.
573. I was doing laundry.
574. Puppies!
575. There's this guy. He's really cool, I don't remember his name, but he has a hat.
576. I had cookies last night for dinner.
577. I'd rather go bowling.
578. If this show has the gall to have a recap episode, I'm going to shoot someone.
579. We here to watch anime, or we here to talk?
580. I dropped my twinkie.
581. That's my happy spot. Don't touch me there.
582. I liked the big puppy best.
583. It's the Third Impact.
584. Now, that's an awesome jitsu.
585. That kid's been playing "GTA3" too much.
586. Block the sword with the kid!
587. Just go Super Saiyan already.
588. Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
589. Vulcan Death Grip!
590. You're not so tough now that you're dead!
591. Being on fire is bad for you.
592. That Gaara dude's a badass.
593. Thank you, Exposition-Kid.
594. Why is Sasuke so bad at dodging needles?
595. I hate being hit by stuff.
596. Hirohito never surrendered!
597. My Fascism!
598. I asked for Fascism not a penis.
599. That's happiness not meant for your mouth.
600. They're giant robots. Why do they need to chase little robots?
601. I don't want my bum to be poked.
602. It all comes down to who's got the swords and who's got a lot of them.
603. You are some non-sexy people.
604. Girls that put out are cool.
605. The white male fantasy is all about the homoerotic moment.
606. It's Slutty McSlutSlut.
607. You can't put "End of EVA" in your mouth.
608. ASIC. Scarring your life since 1942.
609. The trick isn't taking it all, it's getting it out of your mouth.
610. Bad idea, putting the vacuum cleaner in your mouth. Worse idea, turning it on.
611. Generally not a good idea to put things that are glowing in your mouth.
612. Why did you tell us this story?
613. What are these sluts talking about all the time?
614. Earth is just a ball of glass made by man.
615. What about swords? I like swords!
616. Sword-chuks.
617. Can I borrow your crotch?
618. Man chili.
619. One pound of cookies.
620. What about breasts?
621. You're such a bad-ass loser.
622. I do love you. I just don't want to sleep with you.
623. Just because it's long and hard doesn't mean it's noble.
624. That's what shotguns are made for.
625. I bought a Pop Tart when they have free food down there? That's just a sad realization.
626. Never is a long time.
627. ASIC's all about jumping on the bandwagon.
628. Here you are saying you're not cute in your pink shirt and fuzzy hat.
629. Instead of a test, I brought nachos!
630. What's that smell? A rotting corpse that's been peed on.
631. You should always drop things from higher up.
632. Who are the Hilton sisters? Are they hot? Are they twins?
633. I get advice from an anthropomorphic wolf that lives in my head.
634. There are no ninja, but there's a guy who dresses as a cactus.
635. He hates square pizza.
636. I know what hole to stick it in.
637. Peter's the character that's never allowed to be happy.
638. I've got to teach you to be a Fascist if you're going to run the club next year.
639. I need my insulin.
640. Neglect can be fun.
641. It's a space baby!
642. This is what happens when you eat dinner without protection.
643. Is his mom a beer wench?
644. It's too cute! Stay away!
645. My biological clock is ticking! I want a baby now!
646. Babies are so insidious. All you have to do is be cute and people take care care of you, except the ones that dump you in a trash can.
647. What's a nubian?
648. A goat.
649. It's every sexy man's duty to learn how to do the dishes.
650. Screw hunters.
651. Is he high?
652. Hostages are sexy.
653. Yuri me up!
654. Sixteen's still not legal. So, keep it in your pants.
655. Heather is scaring me.
656. I'm sitting in the front row! Yippie!
657. It's just Natural Selection.
658. I don't know about you, but, usually eight hours later, I crap out what I eat.
659. Why am I always at the bottom of the ASIC food chain?
660. Eric, stop biting the Secretary.
661. He grabbed someplace that men shouldn't be touching me.
662. This is so yaoi-rific.
663. Jesus sells manga.
664. Otaku suck.
665. Hide the soap.
666. Yes, I like whores. All guys like whores.
667. Will you give me a freebie?
668. We're supposed to be a team. The Student Council needs its piss ant whipping boy. We count on Miki to unfuck things up.
669. You'd make a good Nanami because you're an evil bitch.
670. If I was in "Utena", my soul sword would be an AK-47.
671. You have to worry about the underwear on your head.
672. Dead Japanese girls aren't as scary as dead American girls.
673. I don't want to wear tight jeans.
674. I'm a horrible person. I'm going to hell.
675. Havering?
676. That's sexy. He's crying blood.
677. Fuma's a little Dutch boy.
678. Does everyone in this club have a laptop?
679. Why do I taunt Peter so? Let me count the ways... I love Tootsie Pops.
680. Did they do it?
681. The sky's blue like Miki's hair.
682. You heart's racing like a puppy's.
683. KY... It put the "ai" in Zetai.
684. I'm never going to bed again.
685. He actually has his shirt on.
686. The trashcan's the same color as Miki's hair.
687. ...
688. I disapprove.
689. She bit him.
690. You will be scarred for life.
691. It's not the scarring I'm worried about. It's the burned-in memory of Cadbury Creme Eggs that worry me.
692. Smelly prostitute.
693. Bite his tongue off!
694. Man-cooties!
695. Instant duel, just add girl.
696. Your mom can have character deaths.
697. He's dead, you don't need to pity him.
698. Jim is not new or fun.
699. Never doubt anything.
700. If you believe the Universe is orderly, then you can control the Universe.
701. Dammit! She's castrated!
702. By sexy, I mean lots of people are going to bleed.
703. CJAS sucks!
704. Look at how big it is!
705. That's not symbolism.
706. If it's not sexy, I'm going to throw you out.
707. Hurray for chubby!
708. That's normal in Japan.
709. Why is my cheese opened already?
710. Bonus points for cruelty to animals.
711. Is this in Japanese?
712. Akio's not gay.
713. And, this is why you shouldn't say up all night watching anime marathons.
714. He can summon naked creatures. That's awesome.
715. I am Batman.
716. Sexy mother!
717. Foot fetish.
718. Where's the blood?
719. I love cookies.
720. That was the quickest anal violation in ASIC history.
721. Japan's a pretty weird place. China, I can only imagine.
722. There's man-on-man wrestling out in the hall.
723. He just breaks womens' feet on purpose.
724. Poor Tsuwabuki.
725. Everyone knows Akio and Chuu Chuu are the same person.
726. You will die of a hundred years of happiness.
727. The spaceship hit my penis.
728. You stupid empress!
729. Six bullets should be enough to end the world.
730. I'm a terrible person.
731. Soppy's dancing.
732. His hand is freaking huge.
733. Stop calling me cute.
734. Miki wants someone to sleep with him.
735. I'm doing my homework at the marathon so I can be finished with it when I'm not at the marathon. No, the logic doesn't make sense to me, either.
736. I'm late. I had a reason.
737. Owww! My spine!
738. You guys don't have any rings, you're not in the club.
739. Ramen!
740. Miso ramen!
741. It's ramen time!
742. Did you get laid?
743. What kind of ninja wears an orange jumpsuit?
744. Hot yuri action!
745. I'm trying to find something sexual in that and I can't.
746. Touga only wishes he wants to be Akio when he grows up.
747. No matter how much you love a person, when they start to bleed, you back away.
748. If you got me a sailor hat, I'd wear a sailor hat.
749. I hate because I love.
750. Do you want some milk in your tea?
751. Do you think the puppy had to take the written test?
752. Wow, there's a lot of sex going on.
753. You don't fuck with the guy with no pupils.
754. If I set you on fire, you will die.
755. There's no avoiding war.
756. Sex is always symbolic except when it's with Peter.
757. It's been two minutes and Akio hasn't taken off his shirt yet.
758. Are you guys dating?
759. You've got to remember the newsletter is not supposed to voice your emotions.
760. I'm going to beat you up.
761. Jim, grab her!
762. Tickle her!
763. Boy soup.
764. It's a farting scroll!
765. It's time for naked pictures.
766. I'm twitching. Of course, I'm in pain.
767. I wanna watch him walk some more.
768. Are we paying attention to the symbolism?
769. I'm horny!
770. Why is my chakra retarded?
771. She's such a cute corpse.
772. Kick him in the junk!
773. I got a lion combo in my pants.
774. Owwww.
775. I'm not a prince! I'm a knight!
776. Josh is getting molested and not me!
777. If I talk, I'll get tickled again.
778. Akio's even slept with his car.
779. There is no danger in eating papaya seeds.
780. My hand's on fire! My hand's on fire!
781. They're speaking in ninja, that's why they're quiet.
782. My ears are bleeding with power.
783. Is that from "Robotech"?
784. I thought you meant your panties.
785. I'm a smelly prostitute.
786. Peter is inferior to Josh and Soppy!
787. Omygod, her head fell off!
788. He used to be a girl?
789. Talk about penetration.
790. Saionji is the rose bitch.
791. Shut up! I'm on a powertrip!
792. I need my stuffed animals. They're sticky. Why are they all sticky?
793. Push harder! Harder, Pete!
794. Why am I still not satisfied?
795. Orgy-tastic!
796. He likes the men.
797. This week, the part of Sakura was played by Joshtena.
798. That's very subtle, ninja girl.
799. Why are we all whispering?
800. I envy those who can die.
801. These swords look really phallic.
802. Why are we all in the bathroom?
803. It's big like me.
804. He sleeps with everything!
805. Dios kicks Akio's ass.
806. By the sheer virtue that Akio exists, you can rest assured every character in the series has slept with him.
807. Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.
808. He used ninja magic to fix his eyeglasses.
809. Oh, my tacos are done.
810. More hot yuri action!
811. I wish that was see-through fishnet.
812. I wish I was see-through fishnet.
813. Why is my sweater coming off?
814. He's a murderer. Killing people is his job.
815. Is that blood or strawberry jam?
816. Not the clown! Not the clown!
817. She's not very smart.
818. For every inch his hair got shorter, his pants got that much tighter.
819. He's very busy having sex with people.
820. It that a transplanted cock?
821. Never say Kakashi is like Madonna!
822. Bug-boy!
823. Go in your corner and don't run away!
824. Oo... Is there something sexy in the shadows?
825. Stop looking hot!
826. With the exception of the tongue, he is not hot.
827. They're not driving a car, though.
828. Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson.
829. Dismemberment is so sexy.
830. He's an evil bishounen! It's great!
831. Take it all!
832. Safe and sound in the unguarded hospital.
833. The ladies love it!
834. Viva la revolution!
835. Why doe she always look evil?
836. She's not evil. She's bitchy.
837. She has no curves, so I mistook her for a vase.
838. I'll goldfish your unprotected!
839. Haircut no Jitsu!
840. That was the best thing I've ever seen.
841. I am Spider-Man.
842. I'm in a really bad mood.
843. I've seen this scene before.
844. God dammit!
845. And, the audience lets out a collective sigh.
846. You know, with this perpetual talk of killing me, I will be sorely disappointed if you don't at least break a rib.
847. You see, this is what happens when Akio doesn't get good lovin'.
848. If "Matrix Revolutions" had Nazis, you would have liked it.
849. I think the towel on my head is cutting the oxygen from my brain.
850. What is this? "Rayearth"?
851. I love Kakashi-sensei.
852. He's just doing that to look at her panties.
853. The rose duels were like bad sex.
854. Look at Heather! She's sexy!
855. And, then they have sex. And, then everyone lives happily ever after.
856. She looks like a Marxist.
857. Dude, where's my car?
858. Touga looks so good in the movie. I want to do him, and I'm straight.
859. Bring money.
860. Who wouldn't want her? She's got boobs.
861. A new word for ASIC... Standards.
862. Hurray for not running away!
863. Boy, this is a really obvious piece of symbolism.
864. So, my Chakra beeps?
865. Kill everybody!
866. You can't lose to an eskimo. It's a rule.
867. I don't put out.
868. I accidentally deleted a bunch of quotes.
869. You can't be a ninja, Josh.
870. You big bully!
871. I don't need that jaw.
872. Meat.
873. What exactly is going on?
874. This tree stole my lunch money.
875. How'd Kevin get promoted to the front row?
876. This is so discouraging. I'm going to drop out of school now.
877. Dance for me!
878. Beware of women.
879. I must now announce that Peter is worth $18.01. And, that he is a vegetarian.
880. This is how a man should be!
881. My fucking god.
882. Orange jelly.
883. I'm not getting any work done.
884. This is not porn on cable!
885. Shoot him!
886. Sit down and shut up, kids.
887. The amazing thing about helicopeters is that you can't hear them until you see them.
888. Make it pay for its sins in blood!
889. This isn't Nintendo! This is a VCR!
890. Remember this next time you want to have sex with a robot geisha.
891. Maybe I should look that way.
892. Can someone get me a shirt? And pants?
893. She's a cyborg, she doesn't need pants.
894. Jiggy. Jiggy.
895. I'm hungry.
896. She's still dead.
897. Robot tanks shouldn't sound like little girls.
898. Way to go! You're all naked!
899. I want to shoot something.
900. It fires rockets out of its ass.
901. When I say guide them off the road I mean blow them up.
902. Not bullets!
903. Coffee machine in the bathroom? This is some future!
904. Break his knees!
905. Shaving is over-rated
906. Is that Unicron?
907. Every ASIC man is mandated to grow a beard before Spring Break.
908. He's got a pee pee.
909. The cat doesn't count.
910. Will you stop singing, Josh?
911. I love gadgets.
912. It's a gundam!
913. What was it like meeting Alan Alda?
914. The nostril of extreme power!
915. Yo.
916. Not everyone can look manly in Pikachu slippers.
917. Crazy weirdo freak or Nazi, you decide.
918. I want my magic gumball.
919. Get up, Vegeta!
920. Magical Plot Power!
921. I like "Starship Troopers" I saw it twice opening night. There were guns, and robots, and spaceships, and boobies. And, Doogie Howser was a Space Nazi.
922. They have the most advanced technology, but they have bags for shoes.
923. Are they transforming or passing gas?
924. Are you gettin' any?
925. Captain Planet!
926. I get such violent urges in my pants.
927. You sunk my Bugoumship!
928. You are so slow.
929. Will someone kick her in the balls?
930. Take off your clothes!
931. Are the Bugrom talking French?
932. He looks so feminine.
933. Cook me dinner.
934. That poor Bugrom!
935. Why's her ass crooked?
936. Stick it in her ass.
937. Everyone's dead.
938. Wow... It's scary that Jinnai is actually a pretty competent commander.
939. Sounds like a nerd.
940. Way to go, Dwarfy.
941. Flashback for fun!
942. Uhhh...
943. Don't touch the staff!
944. Guess it's just one of those unsolved mysteries.
945. I must have her!
946. How expensive are pants in the future?
947. What's that, R2?
948. Must be using Cingular.
949. Let the Wookie win!
950. Never fight with girls. Ever.
951. Still five...
952. We were in "Tron" that whole time...
953. Avoid the white rabbit.
954. You have to duck?
955. Hey, the American military killing innocents? Never seen that before.
956. This is a damn good PowerPoint!
957. Hey guys, stop ripping on Soppy, okay?
958. I wonder if they're considered minors?
959. Watanabe! Make more "Cowboy Bebop"!
960. Is it wrong to be aroused? Now it is!
961. Anime is no time for politics!
962. Vampire butterflies... Blooderflies!
963. Hello, Avon calling, anyone home?
964. I am zee Hall Monitor.
965. Must... Beat... Snood...
966. Another sign of fear is laughter.
967. Another sign of fear is wetting your pants.
968. Rollin, rollin, rollin, keep those cripples rollin!
969. Her fly's open!
970. Guess how many appendages does Naruto have? Here's a hint, he has a nine-tailed demon inside him.
971. I hate people who can draw!
972. Ahhhhhhhh!
973. Nananananananana Ratman!
974. Go through puberty!
975. This series has the largest eye-face ratios I've ever seen.
976. Remember that ladies, learn to tie a tie, cause guys can't.
977. How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
978. My inner self is doing horrible things to people.
979. How deep could you go?
980. Not Miki! Wait...
981. I found a Kyo-piece! Only seven more!
982. Grant me the power to revolutionize your pants!
983. Wanna see my red car?
984. Harem no jitsu!
985. I watch "Junni Kokki". Please make out with me.
986. Wanna stay at my house for Otakon next year?
987. Have you ever heard of bukkake?
988. I'm going to take a bath.
989. Please bare my child.
990. Have sex with me. I watch "Akira".
991. Is that a Super Saiyan in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
992. Feel like making a dirty pair with me?
993. Wanna be the soul of my Evangelion?
994. Wanna get Lain on my wired?
995. Can I ghost hack you?
996. I am not a kid!
997. Hey, wanna get invisible?
989. I'll Junni your cookie.
999. Curry?
1000. Any date you need new underwear for is not a date you're going on.
1001. The Beast in you has awakened the beast in me!
1002. Your skin might not be perfect, your breasts may not defy gravity, and your eye-to-mouth ratio may be out of whack but... Actually, I don't know where I was going with that one. Wanna get some ramen?
1003. Feel like going to my dojo to practice some hand seals?
1004. Ooh, I wanna buy some soap outta that commercial break of yours.
1005. You know, real men start five minutes late.
1006. I want you to make sweet love to me.
1007. Sorry! I have to go watch "Junnki Kokki".
1008. I am not an otaku.
1009. You've got to work on your survival instinct, man.
1010. Take one for the team!
1011. I'll take your mom for the team!
1012. I will not be swayed
1013. Let's go sneak some Captain Crunch.
1014. You're missing the robots!
1015. It's like "Baby's Day Out" only he's a giant robot spider than can kill people.
1016. If it's not the dog we want, I will crush it!
1017. It's not really sexual, we're just reading into it. It's what we do.
1018. I like when the Tachikoma only obey people who aren't wearing pants.
1019. Go see "Banana Fish".
1020. I'm ghost hacking the coffee.
1021. This is the last time I walk around in raw sewage for them.
1022. Bite her finger.
1023. Yes, I turned naked and disappeared.
1024. Let's all turn and laugh at Josh.
1025. Hottest garbage woman ever.
1026. Logic train?
1027. Keep the porn on.
1028. Since she's a cyborg, do you think her nipples get hard when it gets cold out?
1029. Scoobie snacks!
1030. Did he have milk in his brains?
1031. That's the point of shoujo. It's not supposed to go anywhere.
1032. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Onigiri!
1033. You shouldn't fondle young men.
1034. He has a cyber-mullet.
1035. Then, hot chicks pop their asses.
1036. In England, those are hot chicks.
1037. In the future, the best printers are dot-matrix.
1038. Josh, what's with the freaky Elmo?
1039. Even in the future, popup windows are a pest.
1040. No.
1041. I never liked Sasuke.
1042. You failed.
1043. You missed the boat.
1044. Stop hogging the toilet.
1045. I am a nerd.
1046. I can stab people with this.
1047. Did Batou leave his pants, again?
1048. Fruit punch?
1049. Nice turtleneck.
1050. Is he wearing chaps?
1051. Don't have sex with my wife.
1052. Stop going to shoujo-land! You're a boy!
1053. Chocolate anime sex!
1054. Spill it on his pants.
1055. Never come between a girl and her shoujo.
1056. This is my cup of tea!
1057. I have to turn naked to turn invisible.
1058. She's hot.
1059. The major doesn't wear pants. It's part of the plot.
1060. Stab me!
1061. I would cosplay as the Laughing Man.
1062. Turn the elevator.
1063. In England, an elevator is called a lift.
1064. Happy Birthday!
1065. Coffee-powered bullets!
1066. There'll be no killing at ASIC. Please take it outside.
1067. I'd sleep with Sharon Apple.
1068. Shinji grew up deranged.
1069. Don't drink a stranger's liquor.
1070. Miyazaki is good? No shit.
1071. I'm going to buy snacks!
1072. We watch movies on prostitutes.
1073. Eat a bowl of tea?
1074. On behalf of the moon, I will punish you.
1075. Beat the hippies.
1076. It's anime. Every cough is tuberculosis.
1077. Sandals?
1078. You two, let me introduce you to my friend, Mr. Sarcasm.
1079. The wind is the biggest pervert.
1080. Eyebrows.
1081. We're both women.
1082. All we talk about is baseball, shooting stuff, and Pearl Harbor.
1083. Golf shoes.
1084. You just can't trust somebody with a facial scar.
1085. It's big.
1086. Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
1087. Only canned goods and plastic! No giant robots!
1088. Rocks to the head!
1089. He's out for a walk. A dead walk.
1090. Are you done?
1091. He just mistreats him.
1092. Robot-on-robot action!
1093. I know basic physics.
1094. Naked is good.
1095. Don't go there!
1096. I want a gun with a ribbon on it.
1097. You cheated on me with a giant robot!
1098. Adam Sandler is Mr. Terrorist.
1099. They make cars out of recycled mechs.
1100. Does this remind anyone of "West Side Story"?
1101. Dude, you're underwater. Don't go outside.
1102. They abandoned this whole "plot" pretty quickly.
1103. Where's Weltall when you need him?
1104. I am an evil mad scientist.
1105. Who's screwed?
1106. Does nobody have a submachine gun?
1107. Is he ordering a drink?
1108. Look, I've got a robot, too!
1109. Why's she blue?
1110. Don't you believe in seatbelts.
1111. I didn't enjoy it at all.
1112. What a shitty vacation.
1113. I have zoom effects!
1114. Don't start going to sleep this early.
1115. This is not good. Extremely not good.
1116. Crabs!
1117. Dive! Dive! Dive!
1118. Can I get some clothes?
1119. She's stealing somebody else's suitcase.
1120. If you feel pity, die!
1121. This is my secret sex grotto.
1122. I'd be sick of the ocean.
1123. A five-million-dollar submarine?
1124. Where's our SASP buddy to keep an eye on us?
1125. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Boy gets shot in the head.
1126. I want to play "Xenogears".
1127. They really like her being naked, don't they?
1128. What a nice foot rest.
1129. Ruri would kick Tessa's fine, fine ass.
1130. Get a load of our broadcast!
1131. This is the first time I've had friends.
1132. Everybody likes America.
1133. We should get drunk then look for women in hell.
1134. Shinji hates his daddy.
1135. Robot sex was the best thing ever.
1136. I want to be a chainsaw samurai.
1137. Escape or I'll kill you.
1138. Who's touching my hair?
1139. It's very zen-like that they sent me an empty box.
1140. I'm tying my shoes not touching your hair.
1141. I'm never going to say "no" to dinner.
1142. It's a Dell. It's a whore.
1143. That's just creepy.
1144. Wanna get plastered?
1145. "Excel" rocks. Fuck you.
1146. Why is he reading "Catcher in Rye" in the shower?
1147. They're wasting all the air!
1148. Why are you wearing sanitation gloves?
1149. I'd blow off my girlfriend for more "Ghost in the Shell".
1150. Don't fail again, Batou.
1151. A puppet with a sword?
1152. We have coat thingies?
1153. She grew a penis.
1154. She's trying to solidify her virgin-slut thing.
1155. What "Ghost in the Shell" is really about is the Major's search for pants.
1156. She's going to catch pneumonia.
1157. I have to go dust outside.
1158. If I was George Lucas, I'd be fat now, too.
1159. An evil, mischievous gnome forces you to play "DDR".
1160. That wasn't as good as I thought.
1161. The Laughing Man looks like Joji.
1162. My voice isn't that high.
1163. Jim, you're fired.
1164. Art, you're fired.
1165. You need anti-cyborg bullets.
1165. That's you, Nate? I thought you were a chick.
1166. Jim's mom works for Vector Marketing.
1167. It's like "Looney Tunes" in Japan only they're not badmouthing WWII.
1168. I watched "Ninja Turtles: The Movie" today.
1169. Dying is kinda easy.
1170. I want a bullet in my ass.
1171. His head's shiny.
1172. Her cleavage is shiny.
1173. I want food.
1174. He's got a Nazi coat.
1175. Boy meets girl. Boy looks like girl. You know the rest.
1176. Like twinkies are horribly right to begin with.
1177. Akio is not for sale or rent.
1178. It's such a lovely grave. Of course, I'll rob it next time.
1179. Tenkawa?
1180. Remind me never to piss off my girlfriend. I don't want to be shot again and again by a giant howitzer.
1181. He has really nice eyes. And, really nice hair.
1182. Change my pants.
1183. I want a gat.
1184. Bob Dole.
1185. Cross Crash!
1186. Ohmygod! It's Sephiroth!
1187. I want to start a badminton club and name it the Ithaca College Army of the Damned.
1188. Akito is the Anti-Christ.
1189. Nate's never going home!
1190. That's what I'll do over break! Watch "RahXephon"!
1191. You can't be invisible when you're dead. It's a rule.
1192. You have to eat pie in revolving restaurants.
1193. It's the guy from "Front Mission"!
1194. I want the X-Ray vision and the ability to record it, too.
1195. How drunk was I last night?
1196. Nine-tailed panda?
1197. She's too sexy to be shot.
1198. Don't worry, I've got a big-ass gun!
1199. I'm not bishounen because I don't have any eyes.
1200. Fumoffu!
1201. ASIC used to elect its presidents. A long time ago.
1202. Too many caucasians!


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Peter Tatara
ASIC's The Paper