“What did one platelet say to another on their graduation day? … Coagulations.”
The joke drew laughs inside Ithaca College’s Athletics and Events Center on Saturday afternoon, May 16. Its deadpan explanation—“It’s funny because platelets play an important role in the blood clotting process, also known as coagulation, which sounds a lot like congratulations”—drew another round of laughter and applause for keynote speaker and assistant professor of exercise science and athletic training Tim Reynolds ’12, DPT ’14.
“But in all seriousness,” Reynolds continued, “the lesson for today is on time, uncertainty, and trust.”
The remarks anchored Ithaca College’s 2026 Graduate Hooding and Commencement Ceremony, part of a weekend of Commencement events unfolding across South Hill on a sunny 77-degree Saturday that offered graduates and their families a welcome break from the cool, rainy start to Commencement Week. During Saturday’s ceremony, Ithaca College conferred 187 graduate degrees, including Doctor of Physical Therapy degrees and master’s degrees in Athletic Training, Exercise and Sport Sciences, Occupational Therapy, Speech-Language Pathology, Accounting, Entertainment and Media Management, and Education.